Had this forward. It had to come on my blog becuz there was so much of ME in it. 
- Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
- Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
- Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
- If you won’t dress like the Victoria ’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
- If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
- If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
- *Favorite one : ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
- If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
- You have enough clothes.
- You have too many shoes.
- I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
GODLY!!
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